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asdfghjkllove: Happy Father’s Day ♥

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:30:55 -0400

asdfghjkllove:

Happy Father’s Day ♥

mjlovesspidey: HAHAHAHAHA

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:28:38 -0400

mjlovesspidey:

HAHAHAHAHA

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Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:21:41 -0400

"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:19:16 -0400

thecakesniffer:

truthnlov3:

This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.

When you open a new roll of pad paper in class.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:16:09 -0400

yanilavigne:

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:11:18 -0400

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!

The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.

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Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:57:49 -0400

justmecissyveru: socialllama: darrenchrist: dragon-heartstring...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:55:57 -0400

justmecissyveru:

socialllama:

darrenchrist:

dragon-heartstring-core:

Dobby’s first and last words

July 1992 - “Harry Potter, such an honor it is.”

March 1998 - “Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.”

STOP

Don’t mind me, just leaking from my eyes.

Excuse me while I go and cry for the rest of the day…

bestpostarchive: Wow. This is truly a very inspiring...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:52:46 -0400

bestpostarchive:

Wow. This is truly a very inspiring picture, in my opinion. It encompasses everything that we are trying to say about beauty.

No matter what you look like on the outside (above ground), it’s about what’s inside that counts (under the soil). Those people in magazines and on television flaunt their bodies and so we feel as though, compared to them, we aren’t great at all. But that’s the thing, we don’t even know them! We have no idea who they are as a person. We know ourselves though, and we know that we try to be good people, and that’s all that counts!

Always believe that you are unique, and beautiful.

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When the waiter takes too long to get you your food

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:48:44 -0400

peetaah:

MOTHA FOCKA CUUUUUUTE! :”>

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:47:27 -0400

MOTHA FOCKA CUUUUUUTE! :”>

I’ll find you someday. :-j

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:44:36 -0400

I’ll find you someday. :-j

How to sound more sophisticated by changing one letter:

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:42:45 -0400

leilockheart:

tumblr-funniest:

LOL → LQL

Laughing Out Loud? Psh.

Laughing Quite Loudly.

Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts

~~LOL~~ LQL

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Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:40:09 -0400

annaismarked: The best relationship is when you two can act...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:35:03 -0400

annaismarked:

The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and bestfriends. It`s when you have more playful moments than serious ones. It is when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs and random kisses. It is when you two give each other that specific stare and just smile. It is when you`ll rather chill inside to watch movies, eat junk foods and cuddle than go out all the time. It is when you`ll stay up all night just to settle your arguments and problems. It is when you can completely act yourself and they still love you for who you are.

Someone's standing behind you, looking at what you're doing on the internet.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:26:32 -0400

yanilavigne:

Bitch, can i HELP YOU?

LOL

Not so great feelings. ;(

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:23:51 -0400

piggot-hortence:

justbreath-everyone-has-secrets:

When you know your Friends are lying to you…

When you see the person you love/like with someone else other than you.

When someone says, “I just want to be friends.”

Or when you just feel like you’re not good enough.

No food.

Reblogging for the no food bit.
LOLOL. Currently going through every situation here. :P

no food